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Sane...Charlie Sheen

My soon to be ex-girlfriend is honestly confused why I don't think its funny that she woke up wearing someone elses clothes after a party....


Sane...Charlie Sheen

Last Christmas, my girlfriend said "Don't worry, Santa's not a creeper" and went and sat on the mall santa's lap. Mall Santa then winked at me and loudly said "I know what you want for Christmas"


Sane...Charlie Sheen

My girlfriend sweetly asked me if she could give me some constructive criticism. I said "Sure, why not". Thats when she told me I'm ugly, I smell bad, I'm terrible at sex, and she has no idea why she's with me.....


Sane...Charlie Sheen

I woke up this morning to a girl with a horrified look on her face who said "......I slept with YOU???" Well, good morning to you as well...


Sane...Charlie Sheen

My girlfriend came with me to get my haircut, took out a picture of a famous person, handed it to the haircut girl and said "this is what I want him to look like"


Sane...Charlie Sheen

My girlfriend acted like she was cuddling up to my chest.....she was actually wiping her nose on my shirt...


Sane...Charlie Sheen

After months of nagging, I finally let my girlfriend drive my stick shift mustang........she took off with the hand brake still on...

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Sane...Charlie Sheen

My boyfriend and I were fighting and after I said something kind of rude, he replied "Yeah!? Well the main character in your favorite book series f***ing dies in the end!!" .......I was on book 2 of a 10 book series....


Sane...Charlie Sheen

This new guy was going all out trying to impress me. Told me to order whatever I wanted off the menu, and he ordered the most expensive bottle of wine the restaurant had. His card was declined. His only card. He had $7 cash....


Sane...Charlie Sheen

Just got a picture message from my ex.....it was a pic of his new girl saying "She looks a lot like you.....but with boobs"


Sane...Charlie Sheen

My boyfriend just yelled "Honey, look at my lightsaber!" then pulled down his pants and started making buzzing sounds...


Sane...Charlie Sheen

My idiot boyfriend just laid a bunch of banana peels in front of my door. When I just walked over them and didn't slip, she said "wtf.....it works in Mario Kart"


Sane...Charlie Sheen

My boyfriend didn't know I was looking..........I just saw him pick his wedgie then smell his hands....


Sane...Charlie Sheen

My boyfriend just accidentally smacked my mom in the butt because he thought it was me........and its not because my mom looks young.......